It was a cold, dark November
evening when I saw batman walk into the bar. It was our hangout; our place of
solitude when the universe hands out too much to us. I could see that look in
his eye as he slumped on a bar stool and let out a quiet sigh of frustration.
We had had enough. It was payback time.
To be honest, it was not a cold,
dark November evening and we weren’t in a bar. Unfortunately, we don’t get to
hang out in bars and be frustrated. It was November alright, but it was just
like any other day, bright and hot. But one thing is true, we were pretty
frustrated. We were angry and we wanted to kick some hooligans onto the curb.
We aren’t violent people by nature but by the gods, we were going to do
something about it!! We decided then, at that very moment, that we will start a
motherfucking blog and complain about everything! Isn’t that after all what
heroes do? It isn’t? Stop being such a hater.
Anyway let me assure you, this is
the beginning of a long and eventful journey. We will talk about our hobbies,
our quirks and how we hate everything in general. And another thing, we love to
swear so, please don’t get all offended and stuff.
Our first blog post is going to
be a joint effort so I’ll hand over the reins to Batman so he can tell you all
how much he hates loves you
Love,
CW
What'sup motherfuckers?
So you heard about how it all
started from Catwoman herself.. But this
wasn’t the first time that we had the idea to start a blog..
Every once in a while we will
both go like.. “We should totally start
a BLOG!”
Kinda like this..
But we never did……................. UNTIL NOW!
Oh.. and one more thing.. If
you are offended by swear words, WTF are you even doing here? Please do fuck
off! This blog is clearly not for you.... and the rest of you! Fasten your seatbelts,
sit back, and enjoy the ride!
Yours truly,
Batman!
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